To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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