I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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