I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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