In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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