I want to walk on stilts...naked
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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