okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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