he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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