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I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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