Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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