we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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