It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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