when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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