he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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