My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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