He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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