I need help removing her.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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