at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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