Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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