why do cheetos always look like penises
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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