yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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