of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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