She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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