And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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