i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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