Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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