All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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