I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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