I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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