Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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