i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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