that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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