She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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