yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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