it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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