you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
