I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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