someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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