I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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