All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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