wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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