she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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