You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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