Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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