just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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