My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Mom said you looked used
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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