So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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