Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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