rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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