I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
