Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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