Buhtt sex?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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