i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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