i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
is that a dick in a sweater?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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