So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS