The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.