Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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