I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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