I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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